Funny Luckier Than Quotes & Sayings

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails. — George Carlin

If you're lucky, in some point in the future when you're in need of guidance or perhaps moral support, you may cross paths with a suitable mentor. Even luckier, you'll realize you had one in your life all along and you'll gain a new appreciation for how you benefited from that relationship. The luckiest relationship of all, of course, is a combination of the two. You've had help all along, and as the path widens or narrows, whatever the case may be, new and powerful influences will enter your life and aid your progress. In my experience, a mentor doesn't necessarily tell you what to do, but more importantly: tells you what they did or might do, then trusts you to draw your own conclusions and act accordingly. If you succeed, they'll take one step back and if you fail, they'll take one step closer. Whatever it is they teach you, pass it on. — Michael J. Fox

In the short run, using militias might be the quickest and easiest way to improve order on Iraq's streets and uproot the terrorists and guerrillas who routinely attack American troops and civilian targets. — Alex Berenson

I have a dirty mouth sometimes, and I'm very liberal, and that doesn't always go down well in the film industry - especially when you've got to appeal to mums and daughters. — Amanda Seyfried

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate. — Anne Lamott

Half the trouble in life is caused by pretending there isn't any. — Edith Wharton

We have to think bigger as writers. We have to try and change the world. — Larry Kramer

The more visionary the idea, the more people it leaves behind. — Samantha Morton

Fate is the same for the man who holds back, the same if he fights hard. We are all held in a single honor, the brave with the weaklings. A man dies still if he has done nothing, as the one who has done much. — Homer

The only sin that we never forgive in each other is a difference in opinion. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

That isn't my choice to make. I didn't tell you so I could claim you. Nobody belongs to anyone else. — Jodi Picoult

Materializations are often best produced in rooms where there are books. I cannot think of any time when materialization was in any way hampered by the presence of books. — Shirley Jackson

I'd rather do something I love badly than to feel bad about not doing something I love. — Sylvester Stallone

I'm certainly a young actor. I'm certainly those two things. Actually, I'm not even young anymore; I'm 29. So, I'm an actor. — Domhnall Gleeson

Extinguish even the wee annoyance, as it will grow to become evil! — Michael Bussa

I'm never going to be in danger of getting the Nobel Prize for literature. — David Eddings