Funny Low Brass Quotes & Sayings

I want a government small enough to fit inside the Constitution. — Harry Browne

One of the reasons they [the Japanese] have bad eyesight is probably these microscopic characters [furigana] which have many lines and strokes to them.& We wonder why they went mad and bombed Pearl Harbor when they knew they couldn't win. That [the Japanese language] would be a reason. — L. Ron Hubbard

Once I've ascertained that I'm safe and I'm with a director who is taking care of me, then I'm able to go and do what I need to do and know it's not me, it's the story. — Julianne Moore

The only time I ever really consider retiring is when I get fed up with the press. Which is often. — Marianne Faithfull

In a sense our brains are like an archive, where material is well-preserved and properly catalogued, but also dissolves, or becomes re-shelved or misplaced, or in some cases never makes it there to begin with. — Clifton Crais

If money's the god people worship, I'd rather go worship the devil instead. — Jess C. Scott

I'm the kind of person who, if I see a shooting star, I wouldn't stay there and watch it. I'd run to my friends and tell them because I would want everyone to see it too. — Paris Hilton