Funny Low Battery Quotes & Sayings

Many will tell you "The Lord works in mysterious ways." What they are really telling you is they don't know the answer. The Lord does not work in mysterious ways. There is a purpose and beauty in all that God does and although many don't notice it, it is there for those who know what to look for.
From: Revelations of 2012 Beyond Faith: Finding God in A Chaotic World — The Prophet Of Life

Being fired has some of the advantages of dying without its supreme disadvantages. People say extra-nice things about you, and you get to hear them. — Howard Zinn

It is the climbing of the mountain that makes the view from the top so breathtaking. — Richard C. Miller

If you don't trust a novelist, who are you going to trust? — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Wafted by a favouring gale
As one sometimes is in trances,
To a height that few can scale,
Save by long and weary dances — W.S. Gilbert

Nowadays, everything's evolved into superheroes and it's boring. If I see one more superhero movie I'm going to shoot myself. — Ridley Scott

The success of each is dependent upon the success of the other. — John D. Rockefeller Jr.

We all Need a Staircase to Grow Up Together from Friendship — Jan Jansen

I do think the author ought to be able to give a good reason for the way things are in his poem. Not a bad question to ask oneself. — James Dickey