Funny Lorry Driver Quotes & Sayings

I am well and truly messed up. — Andrew Pyper

Well you know what they say. It's always raining somewhere. — Michael Monroe

Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together. — Mel Brooks

He, who had once been whole, was halved, without hope of ever being complete again. And when you've known that kind of love, to endure the creeping passage of time without it is to live a half-life where nothing ever feels real. — Karen Marie Moning

The Fate had moved, or had been moved, thirty light years in less than a picosecond. — Iain M. Banks

Knowledge does not grow like a tree where you dig a hole, plant your feet, cover them with dirt, and pour water on them daily. Knowledge grows with time, work, and dedicated effort. It cannot come by any other means. — Ed Parker

Passion and hard work makes a great player, but the courage to get up every time you fall is what makes a champion. — Jeanette Lee