Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes & Sayings

LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed — Ambrose Bierce

And now that Wells had heard him laugh, he wondered whether the so-called Elephant Man had not in fact been smiling at him from the moment he stepped into the room, a warm, friendly smile intended to sooth the discomfort his appearance produced in his guests, a smile no one would ever see.
As he left the room, he felt a tear roll down his cheek. — Felix J. Palma

The kids put you on a pedestal. I didn't like it. — Tommy Rettig

When in doubt, freak 'em out. — Sharon Needles

I'd like to believe that following one's bliss is a human right. — Julie Carmen