Funny Long Term Friendship Quotes & Sayings

Tinker wrote neatly, though his spelling was not good, Ruth's recipes would never fail for confusion between 'add sugar' and 'seethe', but Jane's writing looked like an intoxicated inky spider had staggered across the page on the way to the bar for another drink. Which it really didn't need. — Kerry Greenwood

French is the language of diplomacy. Spanish is the language of bureaucracy. — Ernest Hemingway,

It would be Beyonce Knowles, because we are around the same age and I think she sings very, very well. — Anwar Robinson

If you're going to vote on a television contract, there is a certain rationality to saying that the same structures that are applied to Health Plan participation should be placed on the right to vote on a strike. — Dick Wolf

Only great fools remain ungrateful. — Jaachynma N.E. Agu

It is such a letdown to rise from the dead and have your friends not recognize you. — Rob Bell

My life has never been wonderful. Maybe when I was a child, but not after age 15. — Karolyn Grimes

Mindgasm (noun) - An exhilarating neurostorm of intense intellectual pleasure. Fully revelatory understanding of a certain topic. Involuntary contractions of brain muscles usually accompanied by the overwhelming sensation of truth proximity. Visionarism. State of awe. — Jason Silva

Up to 80 percent of the fish that we catch spend at least part of their lives in estuaries. — Jim Gerlach

You've got to preach short sermons to catch sinners. — George Horace Lorimer

The Abandoned Valley
Can you understand being alone so long
you would go out in the middle of the night
and put a bucket into the well
so you could feel something down there
tug at the other end of the rope? — Jack Gilbert