Funny License Plate Frame Quotes & Sayings

When, some months later, Zoltan emailed me about his decision to run for president, I immediately called him. The first thing I asked was what his wife thought of the plan.

"Well, in a way," he said, "it was Lisa who gave me the idea. Remember how I said she wanted me to do something concrete, get some kind of a proper job?"

"I do," I said. "Although I'm guessing running for president on the immortality platform was not what she had in mind."

"That's correct," he confirmed. "It took a little while for her to come around to the idea."

"How did you break it to her?"

"I left a note on the refrigerator," he said, "and went out for a couple hours. — Mark O'Connell

The time for the destruction of the world and its people hath arrived. — Shoghi Effendi

Natural art is the most amazing form of art there is. — S.A. Tawks

Everything changes once we identify with being the witness to the story, instead of the actor in it. — Ram Dass

He grinned, "Honey, the only fire you're going to need is the one I light in you."
He was right. — Debbie Mason

To fear only God's power with trembling and dread without fearing (or respecting) His astonishing love is an incomplete response that diminishes our experience and enjoyment of Him. — David Jeremiah