Funny Leg Shaving Quotes & Sayings

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun. — Jim Davis

Thank God there is a such thing as hiatus. We got the first 'Dr. Horrible' done in six days, we banged it out. — Nathan Fillion

Faith is trusting Jesus to lead us and going where He leads. What avails it to me to analyze Saratoga water, and to believe in its virtues? I must drink the water if I want its purifying power. And the soul that has not actually drunk of Christ can never be purged from sin. — Theodore L. Cuyler

I myself, as well as Toyota, am not perfect. I, more than anyone, wish for our customers' cars to be safe. — Akio Toyoda

The way I change my life is to act as if I am the person I really want to be. — Ashley Montagu

Heaven on earth is found in a mother's heart. — Debasish Mridha

Don't expect front row seats if you're giving nosebleed effort. — Eric Thomas

It is important that spiritual advancement must keep pace with material advancement. When this comes to be realized man's journey toward higher and more lasting values will show more marked progress while the evil in him recedes into the background. Knowing that material and spiritual progress are essen- tial to man, we must ceaselessly work for the equal attainment of both. Only then shall we be able to acquire that absolute inner calm so necessary to our well-being. — Haile Selassie

In the silence of the mountain there is much you can learn. — Dennis McKay

Grace reached over and began stroking her fingers through my hair. I closed my eyes and let her drive me crazy. — Maggie Stiefvater

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. — Robert Redford

Wisdom is a dreadful thing when it brings no knowledge to its possessor. — Sophocles

And the riskiest, but highest reward situations: be the first to bring up the subjects of money, relationships or sex. — Charlie Houpert