Funny Layoff Quotes & Sayings

I remembered some lines from the papers: our nuclear stations are absolutely safe, we could build one on Red Square, they're safer than samovars. They're like stars and we'll "light" the whole earth with them. — Svetlana Alexievich

If life is a movie, most of us are watching the boring and talked over!
Well, it's still not too late; drop it.. and start afresh with a new and exciting one.
Remember, there's only one climax waiting to be experienced ! — Syed Arshad

If your mind is attuned to beauty, you find beauty in everything. — Jean Cooke

The most important things that one's working on are not necessarily the most important things that one thinks one's working on. — Anish Kapoor

Hope was a plain thing for her, common as bread. — Regina O'Melveny

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. — Zig Ziglar

David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision. — Steve Schirripa

The growth of knowledge depends entirely upon disagreement. — Karl Popper

Your Soviet players are cheating, losing the games on purpose to my rival, Botvinnik, in order to increase his points on the score. - (to Stalin in Moscow 1936 where he finished in 1st place, 1 point ahead of Botvinnik) — Jose Raul Capablanca

Not before night approaches can we savor how miraculous the day, and the blossoms we gather belatedly, have been. — Christopher S. Wren