Funny Lawn Care Quotes & Sayings

If peace is to come to earth through change in man's environment, instead of through change in man himself, it will never come. -- Philip Mauro in "The Number of Man the Climax of Civilization — Philip Mauro

I guess I figured out my dad was a fight coordinator pretty early, because I always saw him running into walls and stuff and nobody got mad at him, but it took me a lot longer to figure out what Mom did, because it was usually stuff on the telephone. — Devon Bostick

McKinley has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair. — Theodore Roosevelt

I would rather try a shot to win than play safe and finish second. — Phil Mickelson

In the sky, far above - Where my words - Written in the Clouds; I've borrowed from the sun, A gentle smile. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

A gift of excellence is designed to stretch your ability to soar like an eagle. — Euginia Herlihy

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. — Thomas Chandler Haliburton

I just don't like hypocrites who hide in the closet. I just don't like them making a thickshake of vanilla and chocolates. If it's chocolates that appeals to you, then apply for a civil partnership. For the love of God, London doesn't care if you lick cunts or suck cocks. — S.A. David

Social mores change with time, like fashion - who knows where it might all end up? I especially like the idea that waste, impoliteness and overpopulation become "abominations," although I'm not sure recycling one's aunt will ever truly catch on. — Jasper Fforde

The thing I like about singing duets is that I get things out of my voice I never get singing by myself. — Linda Ronstadt

Hearts can be treacherous, but the best way to keep them from fooling you is to listen to them intently — Paulo Coelho

Professional psychologists seem to think that they are the only people who make sense out of human actions. The rest of us know that everybody tries to do just this. What else is gossip? — Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Imaginative writing, to me, is a way of discovering who we are and what we have to contend with; discovering what is out there and also what is not there. It enables me to think and explore and make something new with language while trying to make sense of our lives. — Romesh Gunesekera