Funny Lava Lamp Quotes & Sayings

Without the plankton the sea would be a barren wilderness — Richard R. Kirby

Every time you reject yourself, you idealize others — Henri Nouwen

The weary guests are asked to leave the warmth of the all-night theater, having slept on pictures others only dream on. — Tony Banks

I hoped it was a telemarketer. They were the only ones with jobs worse than mine. — Craig A. Hart

World class communities come in all shapes and sizes, they are not determined by geography, and/or natural resources so much as by the mindset of their local leadership. — Don A. Holbrook

An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living. — Nicolas Chamfort

And that visibility which makes us most vulnerable is that which also is the source of our greatest strength. — Audre Lorde

Two cool things I like about a great cook and their exquisite dishes...they enjoy cooking it and enjoy watching me eat it! — Kathy McClary

Hope is the fuel within all human souls.
Eliminate hope - nothing moves, nothing grows. — Richelle E. Goodrich

He'd spent so much time in the penalty box for fighting last season, he'd been tempted to hang a picture and maybe set up a lava lamp, it had felt so much like home — Rachel Gibson

I fly myself everywhere. I like all kinds of flying, including practical flying for search and rescue. And I also like to fly into the backcountry, usually the Frank Church Wilderness in Idaho. I go with a group of friends, and we set up camp for about five days and explore little dirt strips and canyons. — Harrison Ford

He who understands, as always, can make his car work better than he who does not. — Carroll Smith

Funny thing about Gabby: you wouldn't know it from looking at him, with his golden halo and platonic beauty, but the guy was something of a pack rat. He'd been collecting little odds and ends since at least the double-digit redshifts. The interior reality of Gabriel's Magisterium burbled and shifted like convection currents in a star on the zaftig end of the main sequence. Because, I realized, that's what they were. Dull dim light, from IR to X-ray, oozed past me like the wax in a million-mile lava lamp while carbon, nitrogen, and oxygen nuclei did little do-si-dos about my toes. Every bubble, every sizzle, every new nucleus, every photodissociation tagged something of interest to Gabriel. The heart of this star smelled of roses and musty libraries. — Ian Tregillis