Funny Late Gift Quotes & Sayings

If I missed out on some really big action, I'm going to be royally pissed off! — Becca Fitzpatrick

Relationships are important, but stay focused on all the things that are important. Figure out what you want. — Daren Kagasoff

Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention. — Hal Sparks

Kronos took the child in his arms and saw right away that Demeter was another goddess. She glowed with an aura even more powerful than Hestia's. She was trouble with a capital tau. — Rick Riordan

All there is, is fragments, because a man, even the loneliest of the species, is divided among several persons, animals, worlds. To know a man more than slightly it would be necessary to gather him together from all those quarters, each last scrap of him, and this done after he is safely dead. — Coleman Dowell