Funny Lasik Quotes & Sayings

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top. — Karl Pilkington

People don't like when you point out to them and remind them that they're not very smart. — Brian McKnight

I do think it's important to live in the present because in that way you won't be living in a state of regret. — Francesca Annis

To me technology used wisely is a catalyst to magically transforming the way we live. — Narendra Modi

The more that you bypass of your own mechanisms, the more in your self that will come apart. — John De Ruiter

Time is God's gift to us as humans — Sunday Adelaja

A weak mind is the only defect out of our power to mend. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Sorrento, August. For two weeks now I haven't heard a German word or understood an Italian one. This way one can manage to live with people; everything goes like clockwork and no irksome misunderstanding can arise. — Karl Kraus

Do you love him?"
Adam looked back at her and she squeezed his arm. With a small smile she turned to her brother. "Yes."
Braden shrugged and reached casually over to the kettle to turn it on. "About bloody time. You two were giving me a headache. — Samantha Young

Our heads have a nasty habit of ruining what can make us happiest. And there are times in our lives when you have to put aside what we think is best and do with what you feel is best. — A Meredith Walters

Chloe sighted, then continued, 'She's very attached to the past - the mirror is ancient, a famili heirloom; perhaps it was her grandmother's. And she uses an unusual perfume - no one wears Habanita any more - she writes weird things in her notebook, she has a book signed by an author you admire...' Then she concluded with an ironic smile, 'She's the woman for you. — Antoine Laurain

England is, after all, the land where children were beaten, wives and babies bashed, football hooligans crunch, and Miss Whip and Miss Lash ply their trade as nowhere else in the western world. Despite our belief [that] we are a 'gentle' people we have, in reality, a cruel and callous streak in our sweet natures, reinforced by a decadent puritan strain which makes some of us believe that suffering, whether useful or not, is a fit scourge to the wanton soul. — Colin MacInnes

The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature: only then can he see clearly. — Julian Barnes

As your satsang deepens, the debris starts floating to the surface bringing much discomfort to the body-mind. Now is not the time for therapy or analysis. Simply leave it to the Sovereign Power whose benevolence washes away all delusion. Remember this! — Mooji