Funny Laryngitis Quotes & Sayings

The problem for a lot of people is that they don't really know what they want. They have vague desire: to 'do something creative' or to earn more money or 'to be free', but they can't really pin down what it is precisely that they want.
So they drift from one thing to another, enjoying some moments and hating others, but never really finding fulfillment or success. (..)
This is why it's hard to lead a successful life (whatever that means to you) when you don't know what you want. — John C. Parkin

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then." — Margaret Smith

Crime is a job and it's boring. It's also unpleasant. — Andrew Dominik

Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter what you say. — Zara Phillips

The fact is that I hate this city. I've hated it so long I can hardly remember feeling any other way about it. — Margaret Atwood

It takes great self-confidence to write a newspaper column. Some might say it takes arrogance. Be that as it may, my willingness to pronounce on a great many matters of which I have little or no knowledge is one of my prime qualifications for this trade. — Russell Baker

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death. — Kinky Friedman

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction. — Robin Williams

You've got to vote for someone. It's a shame, but it's got to be done. — Whoopi Goldberg

Conceit is vanity driven from all other shifts, and forced to appeal to itself for admiration. — William Hazlitt

Barack Obama can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting, and never use the word "victory" except when he's talking about his own campaign. — Sarah Palin

Scottish philosopher William Drummond, read: "He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot reason is a fool; he who dares not reason is a slave. — Jonathan Eig