Funny Labor Day Quotes & Sayings
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Top Funny Labor Day Quotes

The big issue with rock stars becoming actors is that sometimes it's not believable, and vice versa with actors becoming rock stars. Sometimes just doesn't fit. — Larry Mullen Jr.

I pride myself on being the type of artist who can work half in the R&B world and half in the pop world. — Ne-Yo

When you are not hungry and decide to eat, choose a food that you ate that day when you were hungry. Be aware of: 1. how the food tastes 2. how the taste was different when you were hungry 3. if you enjoy it as much as when you were hungry 4. what, since it's not hunger, you are feeling 5. how you know when to stop eating — Geneen Roth

Mmpf. You're so heavy. Do you have bricks in your pocket? Get off me."
"But you're so warm," he whines. "And soft. And you smell so good. Like woman and sex and me. — Christina Lauren

He's a good man," Ranger said.
"And you?"
"I'm better. — Janet Evanovich

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. — Daniel Handler

Some people have a desire to be with the same sex. But that's them. — Stevie Wonder

You'll feel me in the fall backwards. She'd kissed me on the mouth and walked out. — Tarryn Fisher

The secondhand experience is always better. The image is crisper, the view is keener, the camera angle and the soundtrack manipulate my emotions in a way reality can't anymore. I don't know that we are actually human at this point, those of us who are like most of us, who grew up with TV and movies and now the Internet. If we are betrayed, we know the words to say; when a loved one dies, we know the words to say. If we want to play the stud or the smart-ass or the fool, we know the words to say. We are all working from the same dog-eared script. — Gillian Flynn

I often think of life as a great darkened room with a mammoth-sized tapestry fastened to a stone wall. I believe true peace can be achieved not in viewing the whole tapestry, but in accepting without bitterness those portions we have been afforded the luxury to see. — Chip St. Clair