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Funny Labor Day Quotes & Sayings

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Funny Labor Day Quotes By Francine Du Plessix Gray

I shall never cease to marvel at the way we beg for love and tyranny. — Francine Du Plessix Gray

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Larry Mullen Jr.

The big issue with rock stars becoming actors is that sometimes it's not believable, and vice versa with actors becoming rock stars. Sometimes just doesn't fit. — Larry Mullen Jr.

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Ne-Yo

I pride myself on being the type of artist who can work half in the R&B world and half in the pop world. — Ne-Yo

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Geneen Roth

When you are not hungry and decide to eat, choose a food that you ate that day when you were hungry. Be aware of: 1. how the food tastes 2. how the taste was different when you were hungry 3. if you enjoy it as much as when you were hungry 4. what, since it's not hunger, you are feeling 5. how you know when to stop eating — Geneen Roth

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Christina Lauren

Mmpf. You're so heavy. Do you have bricks in your pocket? Get off me."
"But you're so warm," he whines. "And soft. And you smell so good. Like woman and sex and me. — Christina Lauren

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Janet Evanovich

He's a good man," Ranger said.
"And you?"
"I'm better. — Janet Evanovich

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Daniel Handler

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. — Daniel Handler

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Stevie Wonder

Some people have a desire to be with the same sex. But that's them. — Stevie Wonder

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Tarryn Fisher

You'll feel me in the fall backwards. She'd kissed me on the mouth and walked out. — Tarryn Fisher

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Gillian Flynn

The secondhand experience is always better. The image is crisper, the view is keener, the camera angle and the soundtrack manipulate my emotions in a way reality can't anymore. I don't know that we are actually human at this point, those of us who are like most of us, who grew up with TV and movies and now the Internet. If we are betrayed, we know the words to say; when a loved one dies, we know the words to say. If we want to play the stud or the smart-ass or the fool, we know the words to say. We are all working from the same dog-eared script. — Gillian Flynn

Funny Labor Day Quotes By Chip St. Clair

I often think of life as a great darkened room with a mammoth-sized tapestry fastened to a stone wall. I believe true peace can be achieved not in viewing the whole tapestry, but in accepting without bitterness those portions we have been afforded the luxury to see. — Chip St. Clair