Funny Kris Kringle Quotes & Sayings

They were everything they ought to be and nothing else. — Patrick Rothfuss

Physical force has no value, where there is nothing else. Snow in snow-banks, fire in volcanoes and solfataras is cheap. The luxury of ice is in tropical countries, and midsummer days. The luxury of fire is, to have a little on our hearth; and of electricity, not the volleys of the charged cloud, but the manageable stream on the battery-wires. So of spirit, or energy; the rests or remains of it in the civil and moral man, are worth all the cannibals in the Pacific. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

We know that there are various activities important to the insurgents in Iraq that are occurring in Syria. — Douglas Feith

Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile. — Norm MacDonald

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The more difficult a problem becomes, the more interesting it is. — Andrew Carnegie

I think that's easier to read. Pardon me. Less difficult to read. — Larry Wall

I began my journalistic career on the day Ronald Reagan was sworn in. That's the day I showed up for work at 'The New Republic' magazine. — Charles Krauthammer

Give a girl the right shoes and she will conquer the world. — Anonymous