Funny Kiwi Quotes & Sayings

If you wait for people to come to you, you'll only get small problems. You must go and find them. The big problems are where people don't realize they have one in the first place. — W. Edwards Deming

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin. — Rufus Wainwright

You cannot truly say you live well unless you eat well. — Nigella Lawson

While one is asleep one cannot do anything that is good. Virtue is impossible in unconsciousness, only sin is possible. Unconsciousness is the source of sin. — Rajneesh

My life anuh fi me alone ... My life a fi people ... Fi help plenty people ... If my is for me alone mi nuh want it — Bob Marley

While no man in his right mind would advocate sending our ground forces into continental China, and such was never given a thought, the new situation did urgently demand a drastic revision of strategic planning if our political aim was to defeat this new enemy as we had defeated the old. — Douglas MacArthur

We can't all be DJs. Someone has to do the dancing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We spent some time like that, me asking small questions, Toby giving me longer and longer answers, until we were simply talking, Toby asking me questions, too. — Lauren Wolk

I can't help but feel that stuff that comes to me by chance or on purpose, whatever, tends to reflect where I am as a human being. — Kyle MacLachlan