Funny King Kong Quotes & Sayings

These country chicks, I'm not even kidding you, they're fucking hard-core. They'll kill your ass and make it look like an accident. You drag the lakes around here and I promise you, there's dumb assholes who tried to get laid by the wrong chicks floating at the bottom of it - concrete boots - and I think your girlfriend's distributing them. Sadistic bitch. — Kele Moon

He may even have felt that God needed him more than Guenever did. — T.H. White

It's about creating a place to belong before people are expected to behave or even believe. — Jen Hatmaker

I don't play for the guitarists in the audience. I play for the musicians. — Frank Gambale

I'm the kind of person who always wants more. — Hakeem Olajuwon

A story is a letter that the author writes to himself, to tell himself things that he would be unable to discover otherwise. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I've never been interested in changing my face. I hear of those glycolic peels and the Botox and plastic surgeries, and I am just, like, 'Oh my God.' I just could never do that. — Justine Bateman

You look at Patrick Vieira and Emmanuel Petit at Arsenal or Roy Keane at Man United, and they are players that can do everything. — Jamie Redknapp

But if you really want to get involved in making a difference, you can stay at home with your family and have a job and make a reasonable living without having to be on an airplane all of the time, then you ought to go back home and run for School Board. — Birch Bayh

In an earlier life, were you a pair of brakes?"
"Try a brick wall. — J.R. Ward

People enjoy making fun of people who are famous; they love putting people down. — Lee Daniels

I will crawl to you. Bow to you. Whatever you want, I want. Just ... give me this. A — Pam Godwin