Funny Kindergarten Graduation Quotes & Sayings

I have now, and have had since this afternoon, a great yearning to write all of my anxiety entirely out of me. — Franz Kafka

Wisdom begins with the humility to say there's a great deal I don't understand. — Randy Alcorn

Netscape was able to get the government working on its behalf. — Bill Gates

An eminent philosopher among my friends, who can dignify even your ugly furniture by lifting it into the serene light of science, has shown me this pregnant little fact. Your pierglass or extensive surface of polished steel made to be rubbed by a housemaid, will be minutely and multitudinously scratched in all directions; but place now against it a lighted candle as a centre of illumination, and lo! the scratches will seem to arrange themselves in a fine series of concentric circles round that little sun. It is demonstrable that the scratches are going everywhere impartially, and it is only your candle which produces the flattering illusion of concentric arrangement, its light falling with an exclusive optical selection. These things are a parable. The scratches are events, the candle is the egoism of any party now absent. — George Eliot

The extraordinary-looking pair of young people weren't holding hands, but the way they tilted ever so subtly toward each other made it clear that they didn't have to touch to feel the other. Even the air between them crackled with a kind of magnetism that had yet to be discovered by science, but that poets had been writing about since the dawn of time. — Josephine Angelini

In
the scientific community, the adjective 'theological' is some-
times used pejoratively to refer to a vague or ill-formulated
belief. I believe this usage to be very far from the truth. It sad-
dens me that some of my colleagues remain unaware of the
truth-seeking intent and rational scrupulosity that character-
ise theological discourse at its best. — John Polkinghorne

When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat. — Jim Hightower

Hey Yog, what time is it? You mean right now? — Mickey Mantle

You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love and obey Him. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

A disordered currency is one of the greatest political evils. — Daniel Webster

I was going to up until that last entry. Reading it all just reminded me how much we felt, how much we feel, and how much a part of us it is. It doesn't belong to anyone else and I guess I don't want it to.
It's ours. Our history. Our story. And in a way our future too. As much as I love her, you're right. I can't give that to Joss. I can't give these to her. — Samantha Young