Funny Kid Appropriate Quotes & Sayings

People remain glued in worldly interactions and that is their mistake. It is because they have become glued, they have to suffer the beating from the world. — Dada Bhagwan

I'm from outside Philadelphia, a town called Wayne, which is, like, 25 minutes northwest. — Abbi Jacobson

We like to assume that language is a purely human property, our exclusive possession, and that everything else is basically mute. — David Abram

Sorry is for the things you've done that you shouldn't have not for things you believe in. — R.J. Ellory

I take it a little bit hard on myself because I'm comparing myself a lot, and that's the kind of person I am because I'm so competitive, but it's also good, because I am competitive, so it kind of kicks you in the butt. — Nastia Liukin

In most countries, you have a monarch or some other principal person to whom its officers and its military swear their allegiance. Our officials in this country and our military swear allegiance to the Constitution. We say that when we say the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag. — Edwin Meese

I don't think I'm going to change jobs at this point. — Colin Hay

Gabriel.
This has to be his fault, somehow. I'm going to track him down, pluck out his angel feathers, and stuff a pillow with them. — Lisa Desrochers

Personal health is related to self-control and to the worship of life in all its natural beauty - self-control bringing with it happiness, renewed youth, and long life. — Maria Montessori

Really, I don't see this heart-throb thing at all. — Javier Bardem

But anyway, I look around sometimes and I think - this will maybe sound weird - it's like the corporate world's full of ghosts. And actually, let me revise that, my parents are in academia so I've had front row seats for that horror show, I know academia's no different, so maybe a fairer way of putting this would be to say that adulthood's full of ghosts."

"I'm sorry, I'm not sure I quite --"

"I'm talking about these people who've ended up in one life instead of another and they are just so disappointed. Do you know what I mean? They've done what's expected of them. They want to do something different but it's impossible now, there's a mortgage, kids, whatever, they're trapped. Dan's like that."

"You don't think he likes his job, then."

"Correct," she said, "but I don't think he even realises it. You probably encounter people like him all the time. High-functioning sleepwalkers, essentially. — Emily St. John Mandel

Please wait for me, I'll be home shortly. Feel free to save Robert's life if you're bored. — Kelly Zekas

I think Henry Miller has had huge influence not because he wrote about sex, but because the memoir or the nonfiction novel has become such a monumental force in American publishing, if not in literature. — Leslie Fiedler

The treatment you permit reveals the portray you have of yourself. — Mike Murdock