Funny Khloe Quotes & Sayings

The best time is always yesterday. — Tatyana Tolstaya

The Celebrity Charity Industrial Complex Makes a Mockery of Compassion — Dean Cavanagh

It's hysterical how kids have their own personalities, even at like 3 or 4. And, it's funny what they tend to like. — Khloe Kardashian

The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond. — Khloe Kardashian

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

I believe acting to be my own journey through connection more than anything else, but that's only my take on it. — Dawn Olivieri

I never looked at myself as the fat sister. Sometimes I would beat people to the punch and say, 'Oh I'm the fat, funny one,' because that's what people would say about me. But I never really thought that. — Khloe Kardashian

The road to overcoming your fears could lead you to unbearable places but sometimes such gives you an edge than nothing else could give. — Auliq Ice

Fear is the thief of dreams. — Brian Krans

I just find it funny what people will comment on, I try to not pay that much attention to it, but the crazy part is that if I'm doing a squat and I have an action photo, they're like, "Oh your form is off!" And I'm like, are you kidding? I'm still at the gym and you're not! — Khloe Kardashian

There is a beautiful flow to the study of Zen. If it is not making you happier, then you are not practicing correctly. — Frederick Lenz

I shook my head to test for a hangover but it seemed that my alcohol-processing enzymes had done their job adequately. — Graeme Simsion

You know, it's funny, no matter what I do - I mean, you're always going to have negatives and positives. — Khloe Kardashian

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. — Earl Warren

My mother made the best scrambled eggs, super-loose and soft. — Wylie Dufresne

And I have a message for the liberals and the defenders of the status quo: we're just getting started. — Rick Perry

I wasn't always a revolutionary, I used to live life like a criminal even though I was going through high school or college, or the fact that I was smart, had no bearing on that. People can have intelligence all the way but have no direction. Not all criminals are idiots. — Immortal Technique

Beautiful, see the cloud, the cloud appear. Beautiful, see the rain, the rain draw near ... — Kristin Cast

Afrikaans is my first language, although you would never know, as my English accent has more of an American-British thing going on from all my years of travelling. — Tanit Phoenix

No matter how successful a relationship may be, both sexually and emotionally, the lack of money can hamper and undermine, little by little, even the greatest passion. — Laura Esquivel

I have a great plain blue shirt from APC, and a denim one from Dolce that I wear constantly. It's hard to find the perfect denim shirt, but this is it. — Felicity Jones