Funny Keychain Quotes & Sayings

Some relationships just don't work out, no matter how bad both parties might want them to. Sometimes time, distance, and circumstances get in the way. And sometimes we have a purpose for our lives that couldn't be fulfilled inside the bounds of that relationship. — Mandy Hale

Man and other civilized animals are the only creatures that ever become dirty. — John Muir

I'm an underdog person, so I align myself with those who seem to be not considered valuable in polite society. — Jessica Hagedorn

If you're the oldest in a large family, you tend to do everything yourself, particularly if you are the first American. You begin a habit or pattern that makes it easy to reject other help. — Pete Hamill

Poetry is the renewal of words, setting them free, and that's what a poet is doing: loosening the words. — Robert Frost

The picture was of me, and I sent it. — Anthony Weiner

for we are by baptism brought into covenant, that we may be taught to observe all things whatsoever Christ has commanded us, — Matthew Henry

At one point I found myself simultaneously cursing him and reaching for the phone to call him and tell him all about how my terrible husband had wronged me, as if there were two versions of him: the imposter who had just hurt me, and the real Tom, who would curse imposter Tom and make it all better. — Camille Pagan

If it had been easy for Romeo to get to Juliet, nobody would have cared. Same goes for Cyrano and Don Quixote and Gatsby and their respective paramours. What captures the imagination is watching men throw themselves at a brick wall over and over again, and wondering if this is the time that they won't be able to get back up. — Jodi Picoult

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a red sunset — Scott Mason

When I was a younger actor, I was very immersed in it, very "method" and all that. Now, I don't give a hoot. — Anthony Hopkins

Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need. — Chuck Palahniuk