Funny Kermit Quotes & Sayings

How many lives are frittered away, age after age, in endless coming and going. Find out who you are! — Anandamayi Ma

Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing and be done with it. Apparently we had to knit cunning lil' sweaters for it so it could squawk around the yard, feeling fancy. — Cate Tiernan

The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization. — Dave Barry

An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face. — Andrew Hussie

It's true - there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows. — Cheryl Cory

The future might be dark, but darkness shared wasn't a thing to be feared.
It was to be embraced. — Heather R. Blair

All other trades are contained in that of war.
Is that why war endures?
No. It endures because young men love it and old men love it in them. Those that fought, those that did not.
That's your notion.
The judge smiled. Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all. — Cormac McCarthy

Photo developers everywhere are likely the reason my entire generation didn't devolve into total chaos. — Jen Lancaster

One sticks to an opinion because he prides himself on having come to it on his own, and another because he has taken great pains to learn it and is proud to have grasped it: and so both do so out of vanity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

It's matter of choice and matter of thinking. — Deyth Banger

The sum of religion, says Pythagoras, is to be like him thou worshipest. Had Pythagoras lived in our day he would have seen his mistake. The sum of modern religion is to make him thou worshipest like unto thyself. — Ambrose Bierce

Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television. — Douglas Hurd

Recent discoveries about apes suggest, however, that a gorilla or common chimp stands at least as good a chance being murdered as the average human. — Jared Diamond

It's so important to have manners and treat people from all walks of life the way they should be treated. — David Beckham

Call me idealistic, but the genesis of great companies is answering simple questions that change the world, not the desire to become rich. — Guy Kawasaki