Funny Kenyan Whatsapp Quotes & Sayings

Michael Jordan on his worst day is ten times better than Kobe Bryant on his best day — Reggie Miller

Life is just a little opportunity for you during a few years to say to God: 'I love you, too.' — Henri Nouwen

There are two types of women. The ones who wait to receive flowers and the ones who go out and pick them. — A.J. Compton

Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down. — Breehn Burns

Every answer you ever need lies within your own silence.. — Ian Tucker

With a lot of help from my high school teachers, I went to college and became a medical tech at a clinic outside Kansas City. — Karolyn Grimes

I know that in your heart you miss all those wonderful moments you spent with my father
watching him gnaw on the furniture, listening to his insane gibbering, and enjoying all those playful blows to the stomach and kicks to the head with which he demonstrated his affection for his wives.
King Urgit — David Eddings

Sales winners educate with new ideas and perspectives almost three times more often than second-place finishers. Of 42 factors studied, the greatest difference between winners and second-place finishers was their propensity to educate. — Mike Schultz

Even small cults are a serious cost on the world economy, to victims, their families, employers, friends, and credit-card companies. — Keith Henson

Never did an eye see the sun unless it had first become sun-like, and never can the soul have vision of the First Beauty unless itself be beautiful. — Karen Amanda Hooper

His spear, to equal which the tallest pine Hewn on Norwegian hills to be the mast Of some great ammiral were but a wand, He walk'd with to support uneasy steps Over the burning marle. — John Milton

He laughed, the sound like boulders falling down a cliff face. — Ali Cross