Funny Kenyan Picture Quotes & Sayings

Men and women are like two feet; they can help each other get ahead. — Helen Fisher

Religion is like an art gallery. One painting will speak to you more than another, and there's no need to explain or defend your taste. — Michael Muhammad Knight

President Obama fuels that perception. That will change when militants across the globe see that when you join ISIS that you are giving up your life, you are signing your death warrant. — Ted Cruz

I'll fight, till from my bones my flesh be hacked. — William Shakespeare

I think we're all bad judges of what goes on in other people's minds about God, Mr. Smith. It's a bad thing to force a God on a man who doesn't want one. It's worse to stand in the way of a man who wants one badly. — Thornton Wilder

They're good, these stories," Mace continued, his cheeks stained with light color. "They teach the pain of others." "Empathy. Carlin always said it was the great value of fiction, to put us inside the minds of strangers. — Erika Johansen

But remember, that for every cheating wife in Botswana, there are five hundred and fifty cheating husbands."
Mma Makutsi whistled. "That is an amazing figure," she said. "Where did you read that?"
"Nowhere," chuckled Mma Ramotswe. "I made it up. But that doesn't stop it from being true. — Alexander McCall Smith

Is princess here?" Coach called from his office.
"The she-wolf has arrived!" Evan yelled back.
Coach emerged from his office and stood in front of us.
Oh God, he had the short shorts on again. — Micalea Smeltzer

The whole world is an omen and a sign. Why look so wistfully in a corner? Man is the Image of God. Why run after a ghost or a dream? The voice of divination resounds everywhere and runs to waste unheard, unregarded, as the mountains echo with the bleatings of cattle. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

If my father could watch my son for a while, he might realize his own immortality. — Lincoln Steffens

If you are renewed by grace, and were to meet your old self, I am sure you would be very anxious to get out of his company. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

If two people agree, one of them is unnecessary. — Henry Ford

All that coastline we've been sailing pas is it, but I guess back in the Roman times it was called ... what'd you say, Jason? Bodacious?'
'Dalmatia', Nico said, making Jason jump.
Holy Romulus ... Jason wished he could put a bell around Nico di Angelo's neck to remind him the guy was there.
Nico has this disturbing habit of standing silently in the corner, blending into the shadows. — Rick Riordan