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Funny Judo Quotes & Sayings

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Top Funny Judo Quotes

Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy ... — Jon Stewart

An American judo fighter was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. Officials became suspicious when he kept stopping the match and saying, 'What are we fighting for, man?' — Conan O'Brien

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock. — Peter S. Beagle