Funny Joe Buck Quotes & Sayings

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex. — Kurt Angle

I once tried to write a novel about revenge. It's the only book I didn't finish. I couldn't get into the mind of the person who was plotting vengeance. — Maeve Binchy

Am I a racist? No. That simple. And if that's not good enough for you, too bad. — Mark Fuhrman

In other words, it is impossible: we cannot function properly, and the evening ends in confusion and awkwardness, and very early. — Nick Hornby

We are so clothed in rationalization and dissemblance that we can recognize but dimly the deep primal impulses that motivate us. — James Ramsey Ullman

I warmed both hands before the fire of life; It sinks, and I am ready to depart. — Walter Savage Landor

There's music to dance to and make love to, music to cry to. I'm starting from scratch, coming fresh. But my sound still embodies the same soulful, intricate harmonies. — El DeBarge

If we all die and there is no God, then it's just eternal unconsciousness, you'll never know, but if you're wrong ... you'll know forever. — Brad Stine

What is a king, JaRed?"
"A king," JaRed said, "is supposed to act like a king."
"Yes."
"The one who serves them!"
"Yes."
"Even when-" His words stopped. No more would come. He stared in silence.
"The true king is the one who sacrifices himself for his people." In two strides the man towered above JaRed. "The one who loves them. — Daniel Schwabauer

Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it? — John Fugelsang

-Who are you, anyway?
-Just someone who knows, from personal experience, how attractive it can be to think you can save somebody else by loving them. — Jeffrey Eugenides

In time, she eased into sleep, and her head rested against the plane of his shoulder. He held her and wondered that such a simple intimacy between a man and woman could mean so much. — Dorien Kelly

Faced with the widespread destruction of the environment, people everywhere are coming to understand that we cannot continue to use the goods of the earth as we have in the past ... [A] new ecological awareness is beginning to emerge which rather than being downplayed, ought to be encouraged to develop into concrete programs and initiatives. — Pope John Paul II

Reader, is prayer your element or your weariness? Which? — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

My personality, when tasked with creating meals, goes something like this: Is there a way we can make this more difficult? Because let's do that. I don't mean to complicate things. It's just - why buy pre-packaged potato salad when you can spend your morning boiling potatoes and flipping out because there's no dill in the house? — Sloane Crosley