Funny Job Sayings Quotes & Sayings

This little hobbit saves the world. The wizard kills the dragon and saves the town. So many people connect to that character; it doesn't matter if it's an elf or a hobbit or a dwarf. It doesn't matter. They're human in their heart and soul. — R.A. Salvatore

There's not a whole lot of media interest in me other than just the records that I make. — Amos Lee

To stave off the panic associated with the absence of a primary object, borderline patients frequently will impulsively engage in behaviors that numb the panic and establish contact with and control over some new object. — Christine Ann Lawson

Oh God, yes, you little fucking whore. Take it all. — C.D. Reiss

It is simply much easier to infuse life, feeling, and higher truth into a novel than a non-fiction work, to find the license to write truth without being wedded to fact. — Jon Weisman

I have not been sent to curse people, but as a mercy to all mankind. — Muhammad

That's the thing people can't see when they're explaining to your butt what's going on and how you messing up. They can't see that you knew it long before they did. — Walter Dean Myers

Worth is not something you can buy for $39.99, nor something you can lose with 10 extra pounds. Self-judging people make good consumers. Start a revolution. Love yourself. — Vironika Tugaleva

I have nothing against investment banking, but it's like massaging money rather than creating money. If you're in physics, you create inventions, you create lasers, you create transistors, computers, GPS. — Michio Kaku

I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired. — Jerry Seinfeld

Oh, gah, I've been slimed. (Jericho)
It's not slime. It's a baby kiss. (Delphine)
It's slime. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

In India when I was a boy they had great big green lizards there, and if you shouted or shot them their tails would fall off. There was only one boy in the school who could catch lizards intact. No one knew quite how he did it. He had a special soft way of going up to them, and he'd bring them back with their tails on. That strikes me as the best analogy I can give you. To try and catch your poem without its tail falling off. — Lawrence Durrell

You may find that your parents are the most delightful people, but you don't want to live with them. — Bill Bryson

out why or explore their options. Then she met Wakil. It was at a conference her husband had attended at the U.S. consulate in Afghanistan for — Deborah Rodriguez