Funny Jailbird Quotes & Sayings

It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness. — George Santayana

Every choice is limited,' I snap. 'That's life. — Lauren Oliver

There's no sense in improving your marriage until you are secure with God. — Francis Chan

They were in the world and not of it
not because they were saints, but in a different way: because they were artists. The integrity of an artist lifts a man above the level of the world without delivering him from it. — Thomas Merton

If you would have your son to walk honorably through the world, you must not attempt to clear the stones from his path, but teach him to walk firmly over them - not insist upon leading him by the hand, but let him learn to go alone. — Anne Bronte

And then they were at Tristran's old home, where his sister waited for him, and there was a steaming breakfast on the stove and on the table, prepared for him, lovingly, by the woman he had always believed to be his mother. — Neil Gaiman

Don't save your enormous creativity for "something better." Give it to this. — Rob Brezsny

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. — Jean De La Bruyere