Funny Jacuzzi Quotes & Sayings

Wilderness is an antidote to the war within ourselves. — Terry Tempest Williams

It comes down to something really simple: Can I visualize myself playing those scenes? If that happens, then I know that I will probably end up doing it. — Jessica Lange

So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be the ideal moment to say - 'Guess what everyone in this jacuzzi has in common? You've all sucked on my tits.' — Russell Howard

Only a foolish man will wed her who comes easily to his bed. — Lisa M. Klein

I'm extremely busy and running around requires a lot of energy. — Stephen Chow

is the business of the very few to be independent; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it, even with the best right, but without being OBLIGED to do so, proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring beyond measure. — Friedrich Nietzsche

In the contemplation of beauty we are raised above ourselves, the passions are silenced and we are happy in the recognition of a good that we do not seek to possess. — George Santayana

The best characters in books are always the difficult ones, and why would you want to fall in love with someone difficult? The ones I'd fall in love with are the ones I'd definitely keep out of a book. — Patrick Ness

When I get angry, I start thinking about the people involved and they don't deserve my time. — Simon Weston

It's an odd thing- the softer and more easily hurt a woman is the better she can screw herself up to do what has to be done. — E. Nesbit

To him who has determined, it only remains to act. — James Florio