Funny Ivy League Quotes & Sayings

Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it. — J.R. Ward

Thankful gratitude, amazing life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

We live in a world where it is completely the norm to worry about what we put in our bodies but worry very little about what we throw in our minds. We think a hamburger is bad but a celebrity gossip magazine is completely harmless. As children you never hear "don't put that garbage in your mind," but for our body counterpart it is common thread. There is something very wrong with this scenario. — Evan Sutter

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. — Yogi Berra

I'm thinking of putting together an all-star band. I definitely have a bit of a rock fantasy. — Jessica Pare