Funny Ironic Friendship Quotes & Sayings

Wherever I go, whomever I meet, I see myself in their eyes, because I am a part of everything, because I love. — Miguel Ruiz

I'm regarded as the patron saint of manicurists. — Tippi Hedren

Let's stop this American downward spiral. — Rick Perry

Willpower is steam for life's locomotion. — Praveen Kumar

Within an hour Groves's teletype rattled out a translation. My fellow Germans! I live! Yet another of the countless atrocities that have befallen our lands has stricken Berlin - but not me. I am speaking to you so that you can hear my voice and know that I myself am not injured and well. The vast crime in Berlin has destroyed the entire center. But it cannot destroy the inevitable victory of the National Socialist Reich! My survival is a confirmation of the task imposed upon me by Providence - and — Gregory Benford

Creativity springs from the yearning to be the fullness of who you are. — Ram Dass

Go small, go simple, go now — Larry Pardey

Risk isn't a word in my vocabulary. It's my very existence. — Slash

There are only about three really, really good sitcoms on the air. — Sharon Gless

When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. 6But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you. — Anonymous

One principal object of good-breeding is to suit our behaviour to the three several degrees of men, our superiors, our equals, and those below us. — Jonathan Swift