Funny Ironic And Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

Every habit is made of three parts ... a cue, a routine and a habit. Most people focus on the routine and behavior, but these cues and rewards are really the way you make something into a habit. — Charles Duhigg

To live sober is ... to die countless times! — Veena Malik

Everything comes from God alone. Everything lives by his power, and everything is for his glory. ROMANS 11:36 LB — Rick Warren

By dint of saying that I'm not alive, I accept the fact that people cease to regard me. — Jean Genet

No, I'm a very normal and orthodox person that goes out of their way to present eccentricity. It's not that I do that so much now but I've been doing it for so many years that it's become routine now. — Tony Kaye

Occasionally we will be overwhelmed, but mostly we will be enchanted. — Jean Houston

Tommy put Doug in the hospital for Christ sakes, and my heart is fucking broken. — Darien Cox

And this is what your son said,' the angel told the man. 'These are the words he said to the rabbi at that point, and they have never been forgotten: "My Lord, I am not worthy that you should come under my roof. But only speak a word and my servant will be healed. — Paulo Coelho

Since September 11 2001, editors in America have faced some excruciating choices, as the attempt to wage a war against a new kind of enemy sometimes strained the boundaries of our laws and values. — Bill Keller

[George Everett Macdonald was] a valiant soldier for human liberty. — Clarence Darrow

We would never ask a hearing student to comprehend a lecture in Mandarin if he or she did not have proficiency in the language. Nevertheless, we ask this feat of deaf children everyday. — Christine Monikowski

Pay no attention to pop culture, for it is what poisons our minds and divides our children. Materialism promotes negative values and egotism. Eliminate all of it. It is the plague of Big Business. — Suzy Kassem

Worry is the antithesis of trust. You simply cannot do both. They are mutually exclusive. — Elisabeth Elliot

I've always judged places and times by how lonely they felt. The entire Midwest, for example, strikes me as horrifically lonely, Indiana more so than Wisconsin and Wisconsin more so than Ohio or Illinois. Coasts are dependably less lonely than inland areas while the warmer latitudes are noticeably less lonely than the colder ones. Hardware stores feel lonely while bookstores do not. Mornings are lonelier than afternoons, while the hours before dawn can be devastating. Vienna is lonelier than Paris or London, while Los Angeles is lonelier than San Francisco or Boston. The Atlantic Ocean is lonelier than the Pacific while the Caribbean is not lonely at all... — Jonathan Hull