Funny Irish Pub Quotes & Sayings

You must embrace the Word of God as the most effective instrument for change. — T. B. Joshua

I am overwhelmed by the goodness of God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes. — Chuck Palahniuk

Piety, then, is that which is dear to the gods, and impiety is that which is not dear to them. — Plato

I'm learning that recognizing and leaning into the discomfort of vulnerability teaches us how to live with joy, gratitude, and grace. I'm also learning that the uncomfortable and scary leaning requires both spirit and resilience. — Brene Brown

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. — Edith Sitwell

For the first three months, I place each student at a table with a thousand pieces of white paper and a trash can underneath. Every day they have to sit at the table for several hours and write ideas. They put the ideas they like on the right side of the table; the ones they don't like, they put in the trash. But we don't throw out the trash. After three months, I only take the ideas from the trash can. I don't even look at the ideas they liked. Because the trash can is a treasure trove of things they're afraid to do. — Marina Abramovic

People are able because they think they're able — Virgil

When everybodys clicking, we can put a lot of runs on the board. — Bobby Cox

That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires. — Rush Limbaugh