Funny Iphone 5s Quotes & Sayings

I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood. — Homer

When you're selling a product or service, you don't have - it doesn't have to be absolutely perfect, although I've provided language that is. When you're a politician, one wrong word changes the entire - changes the meaning of something. — Frank Luntz

Only when he has ceased to need things can a man truly be his own master and so really exist. — Anwar Sadat

I've never had a divorce, but I've seen so many of my friends, my sister, my family go through that stuff, so I try to write for the people that can't write about it. I take on their sorrow, so I'm able to kind of express it, or their joy. — Dolly Parton

The more information you have, the better you're able to have success. — Patricia Field

I was kind of pathetic. That's what got me playing out in the street. I ran out of money and needed more gin for the night. — Frank Fairfield

Too many Christians are fighting graduate school sins with a grammar school knowledge of God. — John Piper

You made it clear you did not want to discuss the past with him. I followed through on your request."
"By beating him senseless?"
Calisto looked at Tom, then back to her. "Perhaps he never had any sense to begin with. — Lisa Kessler

Spitting on someone was the most disrespectful thing anyone could do to a person. — Jazmyne

There's no such thing as middle-class. The middle class does not exist. If you believe you are part of the middle class, it just means you're rich and insecure or poor and misinformed. — Chuck Klosterman

Knowing others is wisdom. Knowing yourself is Enlightenment. - Lao-Tzu — The RZA

Elend: I kind of lost track of time ...
Breeze: For two hours?
Elend: There were books involved. — Brandon Sanderson

History has been male and the future is female. Leaning on women as a body and the female archetype, and not just women but men - we're asking men to dig deep and deconstruct their seat of privilege. Because this is an emergency. We're in threat of losing our homes, the future of our future generations, and the biological paradise that we're apart of. It's in the interest of all people that we lean on the feminine archetype in our movement forward. — Antony Hegarty

On the one hand, I'm this guy who grew up in the suburbs of New York City to very conservative parents, and the other side of me is fascinated by the peripheries of our culture, maybe because that's where our culture is most in transition and where there's likely to be conflict. — Chris Bohjalian

Remaining aware of awareness, witnessing it thru every experience within without one, is the way and the goal both ...
Be Happy and keep smiling ... — Satish Kumar