Funny Insurance Claim Form Quotes & Sayings

The ego is never satisfied. So, if you're not satisfied with what you have right now, consider what is driving you. — Taite Adams

Is it easy to see things in retrospect. But I was ignorant then of everything but my own happiness. — Donna Tartt

If we were stopped and questioned, I always smiled at the officers, and they always smiled back. In my heart, I was seeing them dead. But on my face, I was an open invitation. If you are only a girl, this is how you destroy your enemies. — Irene Gut Opdyke

We forget that the accumulation of knowledge and the holding of convictions must finally result in the application of that knowledge and those convictions to life itself. — Jane Addams

We shall have no king but from the kingmoot. — George R R Martin

Tap into that one fear that drives greatness - the fear of regret. — Betty Liu

The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It's interesting when people die, gives us dirty laundry. — Don Henley

Six is a number perfect in itself, and not because God created the world in six days; rather the contrary is true. God created the world in six days because this number is perfect, and it would remain perfect, even if the work of the six days did not exist. — Saint Augustine

Why do they always teach us that it's easy and evil to do what we want and that we need discipline to restrain ourselves? It's the hardest thing in the world
to do what we want. And it takes the greatest kind of courage. I mean, what we really want. — Ayn Rand

I guess if you can't sing, you better have a style! — Willie Nelson

One of the Sons of Adam killed him. — C.S. Lewis

Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship. — Sarah Vowell

Whatever I do, I want to be the best. — David Beckham