Funny Inspirational Joke Quotes & Sayings

We cry when something is sad. Then we often shed a tear when something's beautiful as well. When something's funny or ugly, we laugh. Perhaps we are sad when something is beautiful because we know that it won't last for ever. Then, we start laughing when something is ugly because we understand that it's only a joke. — Jostein Gaarder

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis

We cannot expect that millions are practicing real yoga just because millions of people claim to be doing yoga all over the globe. What has spread all over the world is not yoga. It is not even non-yoga; it is un-yoga. — Prashant Iyengar

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

'The Red' is the first book in a trilogy that gained a big following as a self-published e-book, and is now out in paper from Saga. It introduces us to reluctant hero Shelley, a former anti-war activist who chooses to join the military rather than serve jail time after being arrested at a protest. — Annalee Newitz

Embryonic stem cell research is legal in America, and nothing in the administration's current policy affects that legality; 400 lines are currently being used to conduct embryonic stem cell research, both in the private sector and by the Federal Government. — Roger Wicker

I don't even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good chance of winning, while I was traveling through hell. — Shannon L. Alder

.. The point of human life is to travel from ignorance to wisdom. In ignorance there is fear. In wisdom there peace and tranquillity. — Devdutt Pattanaik

How many writers in history have ever been as famous as Stephen King? He casts an awfully long shadow. — Christopher Golden

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. — Anthony J. D'Angelo

I don't have any ambition to make lots of money or win an Oscar or anything like that. It's not about that for me. — Ben Whishaw

A Strong Severe New Tree, Called : P-E-T-R-A
Was Standing ... Before A Dark Old Moon,
of Old Ages.

P.C.M. Hermans
August 16, 2016
- Amen - — Petra Hermans

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

Tilth is something every farmer can recognize but no scientist can measure. — Walter Russell

Interest refers to student's affinity, curiosity, or passion for a particular topic or skill. — Carol Ann Tomlinson

And of course,Addie."
What did he mean by that-"of course, Addie?" Did he mean "Of course you remember this airheaded chick who attacked the mayor with cardboard and had to be bailed out of jail?" That's not what really happened,but how was I supposed to know what he remembered of the incident? — Tristi Pinkston

Take charge of your thoughts. You can do what you will with them — Plato

Culture is what happens when the managers are not around. — Pearl Zhu

Like when you wake up at night, and the only sounds you hear are the sounds inside your head. — Mark Haddon

As a woman, I know you're young but you gotta hear it now,the most valuable part about you is your brain. Get an education,don't let anybody tell you that your body or the size that you wear or any of that bullshit matters because it doesn't. Your brain matters, so be the smart girl in the room because to be funny you have to be smart, because you have to get the joke — Sophia Bush