Funny Inspector Clouseau Quotes & Sayings

You won't forget a woman like her, easily anyway.
Once you cross paths with Magic it's hard to see life the same. — Nikki Rowe

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back. — Joey Comeau

These are thoughts that come to you while you spend however long you spend holding ice-packs to your eye, or tilting your head back against the wall to try to do something about the way your nose is bleeding, letting your mind work on the question: What reasons might somebody have for leaving her kid in the care of a man like Frank Novak? — Helen Oyeyemi

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle. — Redd Foxx

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet. — Bill Hicks

That in itself is an act of peacemaking, because we're seeking to align our wills with God's will, our dreams with God's dream. — Brian D. McLaren

If he does that, he will be the greatest man in the world. — George III

If the headline is a good one, it is a relatively simple matter to write the copy. — John Caples

Great faith equals great power. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I usually avoided any form of getting ready on Saturdays-the process just took away from the magic of being lazy. — Shannen Crane Camp

There is nothing better than a laugh in life. There just isn't. — Ari Graynor

Believing nothing does whilst there remained anything else to be done. — Lucan

Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it. — Joyce Meyer

But having a really good understanding of history, literature, psychology, sciences - is very, very important to actually being able to make movies. — George Lucas