Funny Inseparable Quotes & Sayings

Are you allowing your own expectations to hinder you from freely expressing yourself? Is your idea of the right way keeping you from your best way? Are you too distracted to show up? Are you living like a programmer instead of a poet? — Emily P. Freeman

My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the side. — Varsha Bajaj

we learn from failure not succes — Audry Grant

Now I know I am an intellectual. I saw Malcolm Muggeridge on the television last night, and I understood nearly every word. It all adds up. A bad home, poor diet, not liking punk. I think I will join the library and see what happens. — Sue Townsend

Nic and I may not be together, but we are each other's. — Alyse M. Gardner

Like most kids, you don't want to do what your folks want you to do. You've got your own thing. — Jeff Bridges

I was one of two Jewish kids in my school. We were probably one of two Jewish families in our town. — Michael Lynton