Funny Insanity Quotes & Sayings

If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. — Walter Moers

Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy. — Diana Rowland

She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity. — Dakota Cassidy

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

Love is the only antidote for the insanity of this world. And the funny thing about love is that when someone loves you, it doesn't necessarily make you feel better; but when you love someone else, it does. — Frederick Lenz

One foot in Austria, the other in Italy, it's funny how man defines borders. An imaginary line is all that is needed to split continents apart, to separate men and cultures, to spark wars and injustices - a line in pencil, drawn on some agreement or a peace treaty ages ago. Insanity, it's nothing but insanity. Free movement of man, something that is and has been ingrained in our essence of being, is nothing more than an illusion. We are not free to walk where we please; we are not capable of overcoming the resistance of these imaginary lines, etching deep chasms into the face of the world. — Henry Martin

The Law of Logical Insanity: Anything that can easily be explained using common sense and rational thought is probably too simplistic and therefore false and untrue. — Ian Strang

But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity. — Chelsey Philpot

Careful with the accusations of insanity, oh my lady whose home is a tower with windows of brick, all for the sake of some skinny-ankled, laugh-prone boy of a khan. — Shannon Hale

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. — Johnny Carson

Once I faced a female with diamond skin," Nix said breathlessly. "I was transfixed - even as she was choking the life out of me."
"Really?"
" No, I saw that character on X men. I just wanted to commiserate. Alas, I have no weaknesses."
"Except your insanity," Lucia pointed out.
sigh. "Well played, Archer. then carry on ... — Kresley Cole

Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity. — Skyla Madi

Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! — Woody Allen

It's funny how quickly you adjust to insanity. — Danielle Paige

I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe."
"'Know thyself.'"
"We try, sir. — Lois McMaster Bujold

There was a time, before I wound up here, when I would have thought all this was funny. When I was a member of the world, and not a member of "the club." The world just loves to laugh at the absurdity of insanity. I — Neal Shusterman

As I walk through This wicked world Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity, I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, There's one thing I wanna know: What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, & Understanding? — Elvis Costello

You cannot put a bandaid on insanity. — The Paper Doll

Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A," said the Bursar.
The table fell silent.
"Did anyone understand that?" said Ridcully.
The Bursar was not technically insane. He had passed through the rapids of insanity som time previously, and was now sculling around in some peaceful pool on the other side. He was quite often coherent, although not by normal human standards. — Terry Pratchett

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius — Josh Stern