Funny Injuries Quotes & Sayings

Injuries heal, but wrinkles are the scars of time. — Bauvard

She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular. — Lish McBride

Drainage tubes ran out of his belly and side, and there was a catheter the size of a pencil coming out his penis. Nothing particularly hurt, so he had to assume he was on pretty nearly all the narcotics there were. — James S.A. Corey

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. — Alan Minter