Funny Informational Quotes & Sayings

We are smart enough to realise that we are stupid, and stupid enough to make the problem of becoming smarter hard. — Anders Sandberg

But, you know, they don't enjoy the dinner hour together. It's just not as much of a ritual at night and it's interesting. I think the ritual is taking place perhaps more in the morning. — Katie Couric

I know what it takes to be a good boyfriend. Time, first and foremost. To be there for someone and be involved in their life. — Matthew Morrison

I got something to tell you, said Keisha Blake, disguising her voice with her voice. — Zadie Smith

Eat an apple,sing a song,
Don't touch a snake as it wriggles along.
Run for an hour, walk for a day,
Hark to the birds and heed what they say. — Joan Aiken

Cruelty must be whitewashed by a moral excuse, and pretense of reluctance. — George Bernard Shaw

I want to shake them for their ignorance and scream that their Sistine Chapel is filled with cracks. — Michelle Hodkin

I was your C student. I paid attention in the classes that were about how to get elected. — Gary Johnson

It was like an honor thing for me to meet 50 cause I respected his whole story. — Young Buck

Processing the human raw material is naturally more complicated than processing lumber. — Maxim Gorky

This campaign was never just about electing a president of the United States - as enormously important as that was. This campaign was about transforming America. It was about the understanding that real change never takes place from the top on down. It always takes place from the bottom on up. It takes place when ordinary people, by the millions, are prepared to stand up and fight for justice. That — Bernie Sanders

You may be asking yourself at this very moment, Why isn't Stormie's husband writing this book? The answer is simple. He's just like you. He is a busy man, with places to go, people to see, work to do, a family to support, food to eat, a life to live, golf to play, ball games to watch, channels to flip, and a chronic lack of patience when it comes to writing. It's not that he doesn't pray. — Stormie O'martian

The single problem plaguing all students in all schools everywhere is the crisis of disconnection. Meaningful Student Involvement happens when the roles of students are actively re-aligned from being the passive recipients of schools to becoming active partners throughout the educational process. — Adam Fletcher

Everyone lies. They lie to the people they love; they lie to themselves. Once you admit it, it's not such a hard thing to live with. What is hard to live with is how far people will go to keep their lies alive. — Marshall Thornton

Love will find you when it's damn good and ready and not a second before or a minute too late - and when it does, you don't have a chance in hell in getting away." DAISY — Melissa Foster