Funny Indian Curry Quotes & Sayings

I don't do heroin myself, but it's done wonders for my music collection. — Bill Maher

No Ideas original - there is nothing new under the sun ... — Nas

The present and the future belong to believers and practitioners of excellence; not the dinosaurs. — Rex Resurreccion

If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes. Two minutes. That's really not long enough to be sure you're alone on the Earth, even. That's like ... I walk outside, it's- there's not much traffic. "Oh, my God, it's just me! I'm gonna have sex with a monkey right now. Oh, no-there's a person." — Louis C.K.

There's nothing wrong with accumulating wealth, receiving recognition for your efforts, and having some power and status--what's wrong is when you think that's who you are. — Morton Shaevitz

It is unreasonable to expect a known corrupt law enforcement department to uphold your legal rights. — Steven Magee

The plant is blind but it knows enough to keep pushing upwards towards the light, and it will continue to do this in the face of endless discouragements. — George Orwell

A lot is being done to cure physical self-harm, and yet it's a by-product of mental self-harm! — Maddy Malhotra

Lucidity is the wound closest to the sun. — Rene Char

Write what you want to read. The person you know best in this world is you. Listen to yourself. If you are excited by what you are writing, you have a much better chance of putting that excitement over to a reader. — Robin McKinley