Funny Inauguration Quotes & Sayings

Our lawyers had their chat with the Supreme Court Justice, and promised to repast the chat to other members of the Supreme Court to find out whether they wanted to hear us out. — Dashiell Hammett

If my feet ever left the ground, my mother would soon put them back down. — Douglas Booth

Everyone is struggling with something. — Kathryn Perez

I should like to write my books only for the dear person who lies awake reading in bed until page last, then lets the open book fall gently on her face, to touch her smile or drink her tears. — Barbara Kingsolver

The mystery of the MAGIC BATHROOM will be revealed unto thee. — Peter Rogers

When I was between 2 and 3 years old, I got to know my first non-human being. The non-human was a cocker spaniel named Baba. We weren't friends, Baba and I, nor enemies. He wasn't my dog. He belonged to the people my mother worked for, and he lived in the house with them and us. — Octavia E. Butler

People acquiring a second language have the best chance for success through reading. — Stephen D. Krashen

There are a number of things that set Southern artists apart from anyone else. Their obsession with place and their obsession with family. — Sally Mann

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through. — Rodney Dangerfield

She glanced down at the contents of her plate. Just tell him what it is. Simple. Look at it and say what it is. "Sloppy Joe," she managed.
"Hmm," he said, sounding doubtful. "May he rest in peace. — Kelly Creagh