Funny Inappropriate Spongebob Quotes & Sayings

Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too. — Jim Benton

I must have physical exercise, or my temper'll certainly be ruined. — Leo Tolstoy

thighs flesh rather than steel, her groin matted from the moisture of their passion. Her face is dark, the sun behind her, but he sees red flames dying in the multifaceted pits of her eyes. She smiles and he sees sunlight glint on rows of metal — Dan Simmons

It's not even a comfort when he's kind about it either, because in a way I don't want him to be. I want him to tell me that I'm no good, and that maybe I should get out of the car and walk in the rain like the tragic heroine of some melodramatic novel. — Charlotte Stein

I would think you'd be grateful, puppy. Kill some rabids, burn down a church - I don't see a downside here, do you? — Julie Kagawa

It's time that we acknowledge the wisdom women have acquired by managing the chaos of daily life. Women are realists, the glue that holds society together. They bring a reverence to life that's instinctual, not just intellectual. — Teresa Heinz

Comparison are designed to make someone fall short — Nora Roberts

If you are a Christian, you are in danger. Even if you are an atheist, you are in danger, and if you decide to convert to Islam, this will not save you, either, because traditional Islam is inimical to the conditions and objectives set by the terrorists. — Vladimir Putin

The expression of beauty is in direct ratio to the power of conception the artist has acquired. — Gustave Courbet