Funny Inappropriate Graduation Quotes & Sayings

The story begins like so much else,' she says slowly, 'With hope. Hope and dreams and daring ... — Margaret Peterson Haddix

I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth $9 a day). This means that a Japanese cow would be a middle class Kenyan ... a $9-a-day cow from Japan could very well head a humanitarian NGO in Kenya. Massages are very cheap in Nairobi, so the cow would be comfortable. — Binyavanga Wainaina

I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head. — Bob Newhart

At our college we were taught a universal approach to find out about a person: what problems the person has, what difficulties, what personal tendencies and likings. — Markus Wolf

I don't really see myself as famous. — MyAnna Buring