Funny Inappropriate Christmas Quotes & Sayings

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. — Zach Galifianakis

I am nothing but words, just a shape of dreams or night — Euripides

It's a lady with a stick. Are we pirates or what?" They pondered this fact for a moment.
"It's a big stick," observed one of his fellows. — Sean Cullen

It doesn't matter who you are, what you do, or where you live, everybody struggles from time to time. It's not the struggles that define you; it's how you overcome them. — Brandi Glanville

My style is a mashup of different eras, but each piece I have makes me feel good about myself. I do have a taste for expensive shoes. — Wynter Gordon

Shut up. You have to know you're a bombshell. Sure, maybe travel-sized, but beautiful nonetheless. You're proportioned just right. Trust me. Girl are jealous of your knockers and ass. — Tiffany King

In the world of the superheroes, everything had value, potential, mystery. Any person, thing, or object could be drafted into service in the struggle against darkness and evil - remade as a weapon or a warrior or a superhero. Even a little bee named Michael - after God's own avenging angel - could pitch in to win the battle against wickedness. — Grant Morrison

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. — David Spade

I do not explain, I explore. — Marshall McLuhan