Funny Im Single Quotes & Sayings

Without bread all is misery. — William Cobbett

The souls of all our brethren are ever hovering about us, craving for a caress, and only waiting for the signal. — Maurice Maeterlinck

To be generous is the best way to live in this world. — Nirmala Srivastava

Delight, Delight, Delight ... in our youth. — Eddie Vedder

I've known your real name since we were in fifth grade. I've been holding back the information for a potential blackmail opportunity. — Liliana Hart

What is found now is found then. If you find nothing now, you will simply end up with an apartment in the City of Death. — Kabir

She spilled whiskey on her shirt, she gon have to get it cleaned. She been going way to hard, someone has to intervene. — Drake

Just because you have a choice, it doesn't mean that any of them 'has' to be right. — Norton Juster

My thoughts were interrupted when I heard someone got slapped. By the sound alone, one could tell that it was a hard one. I figured whoever got slapped had to be close by, so I spun around in search of this person who had just gotten the daylights slapped out of them, only to discover that the person was me. — Drexel Deal

What I enjoy the most about all this is the traveling. I love that my job allows me to travel all over the world. — Jason Mraz

If you have never met a woman that would never give up, then you have never met a woman that has seen miracles. — Shannon L. Alder

Something bad happened on both Mars with its dried-up watercourses and Venus with its runaway greenhouse effect. Could something bad happen on Earth too? Our species currently turns row upon row of environmental knobs, without much regard to long-term consequences. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

I think with every successful consumer Internet business, there will be lawyers that are interested in going after your company, especially when they think that there's a financial incentive. — Jeremy Stoppelman

Sometimes she despaired at other women - their feebleness, their triviality, the nonsense they absorbed. So many were like little doe-eyed deer waiting to be chased, clueless with a different mindset and a bit of effort they could be the predators. — Dave Franklin