Funny Im Happier Than Quotes & Sayings

Prayer guards hearts and minds and causes God to bring peace out of chaos — Beth Moore

Censorship, in my opinion, is a stupid and shallow way of approaching the solution to any problem. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

I need to start over. I can't just stay stuck in this place. This is a wonderful skill to bring to your life. — Sharon Salzberg

Art as the single superior counter-force against all will to negation of life, art as the anti-Christian, anti-Buddhist, anti-Nihilist par excellence. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Fifty million people die every year, six thousand die every hour, and over one hundred people die every minute. But when thousands of people die in the same place and at the same time, we are more likely to wonder why God would allow such a thing to happen. — Steve Farrar

If you talk about it, you probably won't write it — Irving Wallace

That was how we spoke, my mother and I: in puns and games and rhymes. In, you might say, lyrics. This was our tragedy. We were language's magpies by nature, stealing whatever sounded bright and shiny. We were tinpan alleycats, but the gift of music had been withheld. We could not sing along, though we always knew the words. Still, defiantly, we roared our tuneless roars, we fell off the high notes and were trampled by the low ones. And if bitter ices were the consequence, well, there were worse fates in the world than that. — Salman Rushdie

Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times. — Bill Maher

Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her ... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day. — Darynda Jones

He and Evie soon fell into a conversation of the "No, I didn't; yes, you did" type - conversation which, although fascinating to those who are engaged in it, neither desires nor deserves the attention of others. — E. M. Forster

Breakfast was only worth having when somebody else made it for you. — Caroline B. Cooney

When everything in my gut is telling me it's right, how can it be wrong? — Gretchen De La O

Fifteen years ago, while I was temporarily chairing meetings of pro-life leaders, I pleaded with the angry males to say no to interviews, and instead let beautiful pro-life women become the face for the movement. — Marvin Olasky