Funny Illegal Alien Quotes & Sayings

When I tell you you'll fart and pee in your pants with terror. — Luo Guanzhong

Her fear was gone, not only mostly, but completely, because it had been sustained by an illusion that was no longer part of her reality. The — Ted Dekker

Perhaps the gods punish us by bringing us face to face with our own foolish mistakes, condemning us to watch our children fall into the same traps that crippled us. — Robin Hobb

In a war everybody always knows all about Switzerland, in peace times it is just Switzerland but in war time it is the only country that everybody has confidence in, everybody. — Gertrude Stein

What, more petitions! Won't you be, and stay, intimidated? You must really annoy Sen. Dodd. Here it is [my signature], and I hope it does some good. — Edward Condon

On the sixth day, Jared and the rest of the 8th finally figured out what that sex thing was all about. On the seventh day, and as a direct consequence of the sixth day, they rested. — John Scalzi

It's books," sighed Helen, lifting an armful of sad volumes from the floor to the shelf. "Greek from morning to night. If ever Miss Rachel marries, Chailey, pray that she may marry a man who doesn't know his ABC. — Virginia Woolf

Love is the creative fire, the inspiration that keeps the torch of progress aflame. — Wilferd Peterson

Now you're selling out, the devil sold a dream and you bought it without thinking about. How the beast will decrease the brain wave, with material thoughts from the crib to the grave. — Kool Moe Dee

I never think I'm making fun of my culture. In fact I'm making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some very stupid things. — Chuck Palahniuk